The Lonely Island – Jizz In My Pants (Official Video)



Music video by The Lonely Island performing Jizz In My Pants. (C) 2008 Common Republic Information, a division of UMG Recordings, Inc. #TheLonelyIsland …

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  1. Wock eyes fwom acwoss the woom

    Down my dwink whiwe the whythms boom

    Take youw hand and skip the names

    No need hewe fow the siwwy games

    Make ouw way thwough the smoke and cwowd

    The cwub is the sky and I'm on youw cwoud

    Move in cwose as the wasews fwy

    Ouw bodies touch and the angews cwy

    Weave this pwace, go back to youws

    Ouw wips fiwst touch outside youw doows

    The whowe night, what we've got in stowe

    Whispew in my eaw that you "want some mowe"

    And I Jizz in my pants

    This weawwy nevew happens, you can take my wowd

    I wont apowogize, that's just absuwd

    Mainwy youw fauwt fwom the way that you dance

    And now I've Jizzed in my pants

    Don't teww youw fwiends, ow I'ww say youw a swut

    Pwus its youw fauwt, you wewe wubbing my butt

    I'm vewy sensitive, some wouwd say that's a pwus

    Now I'ww go home and change

    I need a few things fwom the gwocewy

    Do things awone now, mostwy

    Weft me heawt bwoken, not wookin' fow wove

    Suwpwised in my eyes when I wooked above

    The check out countew and I saw a face

    My heawt stood stiww, so did time and space

    Nevew fewt that I couwd feew weaw again

    But the wook in hew eyes said I need a fwiend

    She tuwned to me, that's when she said it

    Wooked me dead in the face, asked "Cash ow Cwedit?"

    And I Jizzed in my pants

    Its pewfectwy nowmaw, nothing wwong with me

    But wewe going to need a cwean up on aiswe 3

    And now I'm posed in an awkwawd stance, 'cuz I Jizzed in my pants

    To be faiw, you wewe fwiwting a wot

    Pwus the way you bag cans got me bothewed and hot

    Pwease stop acting wike you'we not impwessed

    One mowe thing, I'm gonna pay by check

    Wast week – I saw a fiwm

    As I wecaww it was a howwow fiwm

    Wawked outside into the wain

    Checked my phone and saw you wang, and I Jizzed in my pants

    Speeding down the stweet when the wed wights fwash

    Need to get away, need to make a dash

    A song comes on that weminds me of you, and I Jizzed in my pants

    The next day, my awawm goes off and I Jizzed in my pants

    Open my window, and a bweeze wowws in, and I Jizzed in my pants

    When Bwuce Wiwwis was dead at the end of sixth sense I Jizzed in my pants

    I just ate a gwape and I Jizzed in my pants

    I went- JiZzEd In My PaNtS

    (Okay, sewiouswy you guys? Can we… okay?)

    I jizz wight in my pants evewy time you'we next to me

    And when we'we howding hands, it's wike having sex to me

    You say I'm pwematuwe, I just caww it Ecstasy

    I weaw a wubbew at aww times; it's a necessity

    'Cause I Jizz in my pants

    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

    yes I Jizz in my pants

    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

    Ah

  2. Lock eyes from across the room

    Down my drink while the rhythms boom

    Take your hand and skip the names

    No need here for the silly games

    Make our way through the smoke and crowd

    The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud

    Move in close as the lasers fly

    Our bodies touch and the angels cry

    Leave this place go back to yours

    Our lips first touch outside your doors

    The whole night what we've got in store

    Whisper in my ear that you want some more

    And I

    Jizz in my pants

    This really never happens you can take my word

    I wont apologize, that's just absurd

    Mainly your fault from the way that you dance

    And now I

    Jizz in my pants

    Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut

    Plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt

    I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus

    Now I'll go home and change

    I need a few things from the grocery

    Do things alone now mostly

    Left me heart broken not lookin' for love

    Surprised in my eyes when I looked above

    The check out counter and I saw a face

    My heart stood still so did time and space

    Never felt that I could feel real again

    But the look in her eyes said I need a friend

    She turned to me that's when she said it

    Looked me dead in the face, asked Cash or Credit?

    And I

    Jizzed in my pants

    Its perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me

    But were going to need a clean up on aisle 3

    And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I

    Jizzed in my pants

    To be fair you were flirting a lot

    Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot

    Please stop acting like you're not impressed

    One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check

    Last week – I saw a film

    As I recall it was a horror film

    Walked outside into the rain

    Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

    Jizzed in my pants

    Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

    Need to get away need to make a dash

    A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

    Jizz in my pants

    The next day my alarm goes off and I

    Jizz in my pants

    Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

    Jizz in my pants

    When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

    Jizzed in my pants

    I just ate a grape and I

    Jizzed in my pants

    I went

    Jizzed in my pants

    OK seriously you guys can we, OK?

    I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me

    And when we're holding hands it's like having sex with me

    You say I'm premature I just call it Ecstasy

    I wear a rubber at all times it's a necessity

    'Cause I

    Jizz in my pants

    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)

    yes I Jizz in my pants

    (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

  3. Flipping ear worm lol so funny
    How good are these guys ? well they have Justine timber lake on set on set and donโ€™t even use or need his vocals

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